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Porn complaint.
I bought some porn today (which, predictably, was annoyingly full of LESBIANS) and found in it a brief bit of fiction in which three women who are talking about the things their husbands do to them in bed.
The first woman, whose husband eats her out, is lucky, but the second woman, whose husband allows her to perform oral sex on him is luckier still and, get this, the third woman, whose husband reams her up the ass, is the luckiest of all.
Women do not write this shit, I'm telling you this right now.
The first woman, whose husband eats her out, is lucky, but the second woman, whose husband allows her to perform oral sex on him is luckier still and, get this, the third woman, whose husband reams her up the ass, is the luckiest of all.
Women do not write this shit, I'm telling you this right now.